If I could be anything other than a reporter this is what I would be:
+ a concert pianist
+ a race car driver
+ a stunt double
+ a novelist
+ a veterinarian in a small town in Upstate NY
+ a rafting guide on the Tugaloo River in South Carolina
+ the owner of a fruit market and ice cream shop called Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Stand, preferably somewhere in Tennessee.
+ Samantha Brown on the Travel Channel (see photo)
+ the voice of a cartoon character
+ a crane operator
+ a writer on The Colbert Report
+ a Mark Twain impersonator. Mike Randall, a Channel 7 weatherman in Buffalo, is the best one around.
+ the network executive who cancels the Tila Tequila show.
… I’ll add more, believe me.
Today is “Girls Day Out” with Leilani so I can’t spend the morning futzing around with a post. I need to throw together a bag of used clothes for this thrift store swap thing we’re doing, followed by froufrou drinks and Sex & The City: The Movie . Woooah Nelly. I’m riding the Estrogen today like a rodeo cowboy!