A Very Long Engagement by Sébastien JaprisotWondering where I’ve been? Yeah. Me too. I feel like Angela Bassett trying to get my groove back. It’s 12:30 a.m. and I’m sitting on my couch, watching a rerun of Desperate Housewives, wearing Joe’s noise canceling headphones, my iPod on shuffle. I started several posts and saved them all as drafts. I started one [...]
The coffin was smooth, buttery and brown. When Edie touched it earlier in the parlor, she made a mental note to remember the way the wood felt on her palm, how well it had been sanded. She wondered if it had been sanded by hand or produced in some factory. When I get home, she [...]
Ran into another guardian bum-angel yesterday. I didn’t take his picture for fear that it would reveal he didn’t exist. FYI: it was not the same street prophet who predicted last month that our final offer on the house would be accepted. This guy was wearing a gray T-shirt that read: “I lost my #. [...]
Divine guidance can be found in a reporters notebook. … “No one ever wanted to ride with us in the winter because we only had two blankets. And in the summer, when temperatures reached 95 degrees, we choked from the heat because the car didn’t have air conditioning.” – Roberta Tengerdy, with husband Tom, on [...]
I noticed that in the alley outside of our apartment, some woman with a small ass lost two thongs. If the butt floss belongs to anyone you know, please tell them this is no way to amputate a whale tail. PS. Happy Birthday to a woman who has always rocked timeless bloomers. My mom! (She turns [...]
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