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Independence, 1950

February 7, 2009 by heidi 7 Comments

This one’s for my Nana.

We were sitting around the kitchen table Christmas night – my mom, my sisters, Nana and me. And for whatever reason PK got on the subject of homesickness.

She remarked that she has good days and bad days. That some days, no matter how many romantic comedies she watches, or how much chocolate ice cream she eats, she cannot shed the veil of homesickness that shrouds her every move.

Because I’m hard-headed and fail miserably at making my sisters feel better when given the opportunity to do so, I didn’t tell PK that when I was 22 and living alone in Sarasota, I Googled the distance between North Collins, N.Y. and the Gulf Coast of Florida. And that every time I cried out of homesickness, I’d remind myself that 1,269 miles is pretty good chunk of space.

Putting my pangs of sadness to good use, I wrote a math equation.

For every one mile I was separated from my family I would devote one day to giving Sarasota a fair shake. Rounding up slightly, I divided 1,269 miles by 365 days, giving myself 3.5 years to make a go at in Sarasota. If after 3.5 years I was still sad as hell, missing home, or craving a new adventure, I’d throw in my beach towel, pack up my things and leave.

But of course I didn’t tell my sister any of this as we were sitting around the kitchen table. Because the happy ending to this story is, after 3.5 years I met Joe.

Instead it was my Nana who piped up.

“I was terribly homesick when I was living in Arkansas,” she said.

Dumbfounded, we asked, “WHAT? Arkansas? WHEN?“

My Nana – who raised her family next door to her sisters’ houses, across the street from her brothers’ houses, and literally within footsteps of the house she grew up in – lived in Arkansas. Arkansas? I don’t think even my mother knew Nana lived in Arkansas.

Captivated, my sisters and I urged her to continue with the story, the likes of which goes something like this:

Nana’s father owned grape fields stretching the length of Brant-North Collins Road. Nana and her six brothers and sisters grew up in these fields. And if they were doing poorly in school their father, my great-grandfather, would pull them out of class and stick them on the farm.

My Nana, the middle child, was whip smart, with a wicked sense of humor, and strong arms from playing softball and picking grapes. When Nana was 18 her father sent her to Sturkie, Ark. for the summer, where he owned a strawberry canning factory with his brother, Louie.

“Dottie,” he told his daughter. “I’m too tied up in local affairs to travel south. I need someone to keep an eye on the Arkansas factory.”

My great-grandfather had gotten wind of some shady dealings in Arkansas, and Nana, being whip smart, was as good an ambassador as any, so he sent her.

It was 1950, and Nana, together with a girl named Vicky and a guy named Vinnie, crossed the Arkansas/Missouri line in a dusty Cadillac with the windows rolled down.

Nana, wearing a sundress and feeling ridiculously independent, remembers pulling over for breakfast at a diner with fly strip-yellow lighting. She remembers Vinnie, who was older, perverted, and a friend of her fathers, muttering under his breath that if the waitresses’ tits weren’t rubber, he’d eat them. She remembers she and Vicky slapping Vinnie’s hands away when he went to pinch the waitress’ ass, and she remembers thinking: my father sent me to Arkansas with this creep?

She was dating my Papa at the time, so of course she missed him and wrote him letters every day. When she heard that he was dating someone else – another girl named Dorothy – she brushed it off, because, as she says, “the other Dorothy wasn’t a threat.”

One time, Vinnie handed Nana a letter. He asked her to drive it to a post office in St. Louis, Mo. Any post office, so long as it was in St. Louis. Nana says she figured the guy was fooling around with some lass in Arkansas, but that his wife back home thought he was in St. Louis. Whatever the situation, she didn’t care. It was nice to take a break from strawberry canning and get behind the wheel of a Cadillac.

When Nana got back to Brant, she scolded Papa for “philandering around,” (with another Dorothy no less.) Two years later she and Papa got married. They had five children, including my mother, the second-to-the-youngest, who was born in 1960.

Nana says she found the other Dorothy’s sweater pin in Papa’s possession, and that Papa tried to pawn it off as a gift for her. But she knew better.

She held onto it for few years. It was after all, a name pin, and Dorothy was her name too. Whenever she’d see The Other Dorothy around town, she’d think, Ha! I’ve got your pin at home. But eventually she lost it, threw it out, or whatever happens to things like that.

As she talked about Arkansas (“It was awful. I couldn’t wait to come home.”) her eyes sparkled. Sure she was homesick, but I could tell, the memory of her independence thrilled her.

For the helluvit, I Googled the distance between Sturkie, Ark. and Brant, N.Y. It’s 946 miles. Or by my coping calculations, two and half years.
—

PS. Happy Birthday Nana, four days late.


Filed Under: arkansas, awkwardness, Carpe Diem, fastfood, florida, grape fields, Heelya, homesickness, Joe, love, missouri, mom, Nana, North Collins, papa, road trippin, Sarasota, strawberry fields

Comments

  1. Caroline says

    February 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    that story was beyond hysterical, as may I add I was also in attendance for this convo…
    this was right after PK and i blessed you and your family with the sounds of our flutes, hahaha
    your nana is quite a trip, lol

  2. C.Flower says

    February 7, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Right! D’oh. Sorry, Carrie. You were also present at the telling of this story! Did I retell it with accuracy?

  3. Caroline says

    February 7, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    extremely accurate my dear, extremely accurate –
    although nana’s recollection of her teenage travels is a convo that can never be retold the same, 😉

  4. Tammy says

    February 8, 2009 at 8:05 am

    loved this, heids… it has inspired me to do a little calculations of my own 🙂

  5. Robert says

    February 8, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Great post. I really loved reading about your grandma. It’s fun to learn those little tidbits from the older generation that reminds us “Oh, yeah, they weren’t always old, tired, and/or boring.” Living where I do has given me a lot of chances to learn those stories about my Dad and his brothers.

    (somewhat unrelated to my first comment, but related to this post)

    To my wife’s credit, she has lasted in the town where we now lived almost a day-for-a-mile-from-home and managed to make the best of it. Now we’re headed to a completely new situation – not sure where yet – but I’m proud she never completely gave up on me and left this crazy place. There were definitely days we both debated it. I look forward to writing a post like this years from now about the misery of living here compared to the grandeur of our new home.

  6. From Single to Married says

    February 9, 2009 at 9:08 am

    What a great story! Makes me miss my grandmother… aren’t they great? ps – I’m glad you overcame your home sickness long enough to stay and meet Joe! 🙂

  7. ModernMommy says

    February 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Your Nana sounds like the cutest thing ever. She reminds me of my Grandma. Treasure every second you have with her and MAKE her tell you these stories over and over again.

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