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    I'm a journalist who spends my Mondays through Fridays writing other people's stories, a chronic procrastinator who needs structure. I once quit my job to write a book and like most writers, I made up excuses why I couldn't keep at it.

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    I created Lance to better spend that time. I thought maybe it would jump start a second attempt at writing a novel.

    I'm itching to get The Move On, as my dad likes to say. I'm 26 27 28 29 and I'm afraid if I don't start now, I'll get caught up in something else.

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Archive for October, 2009

Giving candy to a baby

31 Oct 2009

Our first trick-or-treater was dressed as James Bond.  Our second trick-or-treaters arrived via rickshaw. (Their dad was pedaling.)  Neither cared that we didn’t have a pumpkin.   Because we had a pug. Happy Halloween!

He rotted before his time

28 Oct 2009

  Why I won’t have a pumpkin this Halloween: Because the weather here in Florida is swamp assingly hot. Because I carved a pumpkin with my sister PK two Saturdays ago only to have it rot and fill with bugs one week later. Because I spent $25 on three pumpkins two Saturdays ago only to [...]

You said it, Maurice Sendak.

27 Oct 2009

I read an interview today in Newsweek with Where The Wild Things Are author Maurice Sendak. It’s actually a Q&A with Sendak, director Spike Jonze and novelist-turned-screenwriter Dave Eggers. The three collaborated on the film adaptation of Sendak’s 1963 children’s book … now in a movie theater near you.  I’ve been waiting a long time for a Hollywood director to [...]

Want to get dismissed from jury duty? Possess cognitive skills.

22 Oct 2009

A month before my wedding I was summoned for jury duty. The date? September 23, during my honeymoon. How romantic. I asked to be excused and thus my request was granted and rescheduled for today. So here I sit, in a courthouse cafeteria in Pinellas County, Florida, having just fielded 400 questions from a state attorney and [...]

In praise of index cards and blowing kisses

21 Oct 2009

Stressed. Hectic. Busy. Chaotic. Overwhelmed. Exhausted. Stressed.Hectic.Busy.Chaotic.Overwhelmed.Exhausted. StressedHecticBusyChaoticOverwhelmedExhausted Crazy how we often use these words to describe our lives. Crazy how we always promise ourselves it’ll get better next week. Or better next month. Or better next year. Crazy how life doesn’t bend that way, no matter how much we think the passage of time will make things easier. [...]

When I said yes.

17 Oct 2009

  Watch The Joe Proposal in People & Blogs  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Joe’s dad gave us his camera card last weekend so we could import some of his wedding photos. While we were browsing through pictures we found a VIDEO of Joe’s proposal at our housewarming party a year ago. Baffled, we watched [...]

Stuck you, Bed Bath & Beyond.

05 Oct 2009

Joe is watching the Packers-Vikings game tonight, which means I’ve lost my television privileges, which means I’m bored, sitting on the couch watching the NFL’s juicy Brett Favre/Aaron Rodgers sword fight.  “Really?” I asked Joe. “We’ve gotta watch this game? We watched football yesterday.” “It’s Favre versus the Packers,” he cried. “Yes, we’re watching this [...]

Grounded

03 Oct 2009

Always a procrastinator, I wrote my wedding vows on the day of my wedding on two sheets of complimentary stationary provided by The Inn at Holiday Valley while my bridesmaids got their hair done at the School House Salon in Ellicottville, N.Y. Here they are (unedited): 10 promises to Joe by Heidi 1. I promise [...]

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