• Me.

    Heidi for Lance
  • Joe.

    Rock Star Joe
  • Our baby.

    Henry for Lance
  • Our dog.

    Cub The Pug
  • Joe, our baby and our dog in bed.

    Joe Henry Cub Sleeping
  • Why Lance?

    Because the word blog sounds like something that comes out of a person's nose. This blog is named after my old friend Sarah's manifestation of a dreamy Wyoming cowboy named Lance.
  • About me

    I'm a journalist who spends my Mondays through Fridays writing other people's stories, a chronic procrastinator who needs structure. I once quit my job to write a book and like most writers, I made up excuses why I couldn't keep at it.

    My boyfriend fiancé husband Joe (and new baby Henry) like to sleep in late on the weekends, which means I end up browsing celebrity tabloid websites while our dog snores under the covers.

    I created Lance to better spend that time. I thought maybe it would jump start a second attempt at writing a novel.

    I'm itching to get The Move On, as my dad likes to say. I'm 26 27 28 29 and I'm afraid if I don't start now, I'll get caught up in something else.

    We all do.

  • How I met Joe

  • And if that’s not enough…

  • New!

    Subscribe
  • In the news

  • Why do I even blogger?

  • Lance lately

  • Social commentary

  • Back in the day

  • Oddities

  • Reading material

    just kids

Make your french fries go the extra mile

21 Jan 2010

Here are the things I’m no good at as far the environment goes:

I leave the faucet running for too long when I’m brushing my teeth.

Likewise, I rarely turn the shower off when I’m shaving my legs.

Although I cut down significantly on gasoline consumption by moving my office into my home, I still drive an hour each way to get to interviews and photo ops, which means I pump a lot of gas into my car.

However, when it comes to BEING GREEN, I’m good at other things.

Joe and I recycle even though our city doesn’t have curbside recycling. We drive our aluminum cans, glass bottles, pizza boxes and milk cartons to a recycling dump in St. Pete, where we meticulously sort through the trash, flinging each material into its appropriate receptacle.

We grocery shop using tote bags, except for when we’re short on plastic bags (best used for scooping dog shit off my neighbors’ lawns.)

We use those fancy corkscrew energy-saver light bulbs that were all the rage two years ago and we save all of our used vegetable oil for our friend Shannon’s boyfriend Joel, an Alaskan king crab fisherman who drives a diesel truck converted to run on vegetable oil.

Today Shannon picked up two years worth of our used vegetable oil. Stay tuned to find out how far Joel traveled on our saturated fat.

5 Responses to “Make your french fries go the extra mile”

  1. 1
    Jill Says:

    At first when you said you use plastic bags to scoop up dog shit off your neighbors’ lawn I thought you meant that you are scooping up your neighbors’ dogs’ poop, then I realized you meant YOUR dogs’ poop.
    Aha moment. ;-)

  2. 2
    Heather @ Alis Grave Nil Says:

    I try to use the cloth bags as much as possible too but I have the same thing going on with the plastic bags. They’re too useful. I use them to pack lunches or to scoop cat poop out of the litter box. When we get low I’ll use those at the grocery store. Nice oil, dude. Where did you keep all of that? I have visions of our dogs/cats/kids getting into it no matter where we hid it. (When I was a kid my dad left a full oil pan out after an oil change–Why? I don’t know–and our dalmatian, Nestle, sat in it. It was like that scene in 101 Dalmatians where they try to make themselves look like black labs, only it was just her butt. Hilarious.) So maybe I have a thing about leftover oil.

  3. 3
    Sara Says:

    I initially gasped when reading you run the water when you brush your teeth. But then you really redeemed yourself with the whole oil, and recycling bit. That’s pretty awesome.

    My mom is a recycling Nazi. When she and my dad travel to Florida, she actually packs garbage in her suitcase to bring back home to recycle.

  4. 4
    Carrie Says:

    i am so happy that you’re back!
    you know my parents – we have the most complex garbage/recycling/compost system in the world here @ our house!

    can june get here soon!? i need kurpielas & sun!!

  5. 5
    WEEK 1 « The Year I Conquered the World! Says:

    [...] Throughout the week I went and had lunch with a friend, we talked over tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. I picked up some oil for my boyfriend when he returns from Alaska. He drives a diesel van which he converted to run on veggie oil. So my friend saved up some oil for him. [...]

Leave a Reply

?2012 While My Boyfriend Was Sleeping | Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS)
Designed By: Web Hosting Rally | Premium Wordpress Themes | Car Hifi | Web Hosting