The CBC News story describes the dude as a “coffee enthusiast” who after complaining several times about receiving burnt decaf coffee, was banned for life from a Tim Horton’s in the province of New Brunswick.
You’re pissing and moaning about decaf? You’re a coffee enthusiast who drinks decaf? Put a lid on it, you meddling crank. You’re like a beer enthusiast who bitches about O’Doul’s. I would have banned you too.