[I pee my pants.]
The first time it happened I was appalled. DISGUSTED. I was running my usual three-mile stretch when I sneezed. A healthy cleansing sneeze. I'm one of those people who looks at the sun for two seconds and sneezes. It's called Photic Sneeze Reflex. And since I live in Florida, I sneeze all the time. I actually (used to) enjoy it. I found it refreshing. That was, until I got pregnant and started pissing myself. Let me preface this by saying it's been a long time since I peed my pants. YEARS. Well, except for that one time in high school when my friend Sarah cracked a joke that had me rolling.