I write post ideas on anything I can get my hands on.
Sometimes the only thing I can get my hands on is an envelope. This is a Blue Cross and Blue Shield envelope. Inside is a statement explaining Henry’s health care coverage.
On the outside I’ve scribbled a laundry list of Lance topics.
• Zantac for babies who have reflux: why would you prescribe a foul-tasting medicine that TRIGGERS a baby’s gag reflex when that baby already suffers from reflux?
• Demi Moore is finally in a movie and suddenly there’s an Ashton cheating scandal. Coincidence? I think not.
• St. Pete trend alert: bums pedaling bikes with pull-behind baby trailers heaped with beer cans.
• It’s finally getting chilly in Florida. Break out your hoodies.
These are the PROFOUND topics I’d discuss on here if I didn’t have a newspaper deadline to meet tomorrow. Consider yourselves lucky.